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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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