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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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