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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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