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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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