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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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