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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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