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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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