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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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