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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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