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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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