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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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