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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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