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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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