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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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