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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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