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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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