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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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