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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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