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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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