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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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