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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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