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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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