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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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