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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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