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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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