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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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