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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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