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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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