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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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