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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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