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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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