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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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