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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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