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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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