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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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