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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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