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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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