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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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