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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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