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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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