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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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