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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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