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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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