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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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