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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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