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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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