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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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