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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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