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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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