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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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