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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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